...says it all dunnit?....
hello hello! It's me! Back from driving in my automobile of wisdom and truth fighting against all those crazy rebelious teens... so yeah!
We have a lecturerer called anil kokram...
I had a driving lesson today with a guy from pakistan!!! then he moved to america! Then the middle east! Then Ireland!!!! He likes ireland better..take that EVERYBODY!!!!!
You know what this world need...no wait i have another story...i blew a bubble today in the freezing cold and you know when you can see your breath...well it stayed in the bubble and it went in front of a light and it looked like a solid piece of frosted glass...then it went poof and the cloudy air diffused into the cold bitter air...at that point i remembered i had no shoes on and went inside to the fire
I NEED NEW SHOES. I have my eye on a pair...they're ergonomic and have no shoelaces but elastic strips so i can run again!!! Mind you i did get a kudos from a guy when i didn't run to get my bus...gives you a kind seriously easy going air about...and you get kudoses so thats good..i mean isn't that just the funniest thing to see? Busy busy people with their ties and their polished shoes and their suits trying to run for a bus....hee hee hee...i might do a photographs thingy on that... or i could hose them...hee hee hee.
Yeah i have just been told that if you eat a lot of chocolate you feel like your in love...thats the biggest load of poop i have ever ever heard! Sure chocolate is deelish....but came on people!!! Chocolate is an impulse item bought at random as a "why not" in shops!!! Love is an amazing emotion that makes you feel like nothing else...like at last there is someone out there you want to share every waking moment of everyday with and trust them enough to shut down every natural defence you have beside them when you sleep at night....does chocolate do that?!? NO! plus you can get sick if you eat too much chocolate...and i've never heard of ANYONE to get an orgasm from a chocolate bar...EVER!!! Q.E.D. against the chocolate bar
So yeah the world has TWO types of eskimos!!...I KNOW!!!! We have inuits which are all hey we don't wanna be called eskimos you crappy south-siders....you remember are names....but then we have ones who live in SIBERIA...which when you campare it to the crappy grreeeennlaannnd and caaaannnaaddaaa is so unbeleiveably better...they are called Yu'piks. AND they have very as many words for snow as we do...but they have 40 words for our equivilant of "they are" "this is" "Those are" "These are"...40!!!!! Thats amazing! The sheer and utter astonishment i am now in after learning of this amazing factual bombshell cannot be described without doing it a great disservice.
Whats that ringing sound...oh yeah time to take my pills.....
later gators!
POOF!